Inspired by this post, here is my list of things I never want to do before I die:
- Own a minivan.
- Have a dog so small I could carry it in my purse.
- Live in Florida, South Carolina, or New York City.
- Wear velour sweatpants with a sassy statement on the butt in rhinestones.
- Make crafts involving doilies.
- Get a tattoo.
- Teach for America.
- Collect “knicknacks,” whatever they may be.
- Get cable.
- Dance on a stage.
- Kill an animal for sport.
- Go to a tanning salon.
How about you?