Family love and loathing

The family women. Click for source.
After I sent the family a photo I’d found of my grandfather, who passed away a few weeks ago, these were the e-mails that followed:
From: Dad
To: Mom, all us kids
On Mon, Dec 5, 2011 at 11:57 PM, Jak (Dad) wrote:

Thanks for the pic, Pig4.

From: Abby
To:
Jak
Cc:
Kelsey, Grace, Sam, Mom

On Tue, Dec 6, 2011 12:30:41, Abby wrote:
Wait. Why am I Pig4?
From: Jak
To:
Abby
Cc:
Kelsey, Grace, Sam, Mom
On Tue, Dec 6, 2011 12:45:01, Jak wrote:

We have been thru this before … 4 girls mom included… pig ranking from 1 to 4 indicates favorite (1) gracebutt and (4) the girl i loathe the most. Sorry to be brutally honest, but this is real life.

And of course i kid… i loathe you all the same.

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