Things that are probably killing you right now

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Things that are probably killing you RIGHT NOW, according to Science and The Media:

  • Cell phones.
  • Sugar.
  • Plastic.
  • Pesticides.
  • Corn syrup.
  • Trans-fats.
  • Facebook.
  • Obama.
  • Sitting down.
  • Reality TV.
  • Republicans.
  • Democrats.
  • Microwaves.
  • Texting.
  • Laptops.
  • Lady Gaga.

Happy weekend!

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One thought on “Things that are probably killing you right now

  1. You forgot to mention wild animals, guns, fire, and alcohol. I’m going to tempt fate with all of those this weekend!

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